File I/O in Every Programming Language [closed]

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LOLCODE

The specs are sketchy to say the least, but I did the best I could. Let the downvoting begin! 🙂 I still find it a fun exercise.

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "FILEIO.TXT" ITZ "TehFilez"?
    AWSUM THX
        BTW #There is no standard way to output to files yet...
        VISIBLE "Hello" ON TehFilez
        BTW #There isn't a standard way to append to files either...
        MOAR VISIBLE "World" ON TehFilez
        GIMMEH LINES TehLinez OUTTA TehFilez
        I HAS A SecondLine ITZ 1 IN MAH TehLinez
        VISIBLE SecondLine
    O NOES
        VISIBLE "OH NOES!!!"
KTHXBYE

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