Anybody got a C# function that maps the SQL datatype of a column to its CLR equivalent?

This is the one we use. You may want to tweak it (e.g. nullable/non-nullable types etc.) but it should save you most of the typing.

public static Type GetClrType(SqlDbType sqlType)
{
    switch (sqlType)
    {
        case SqlDbType.BigInt:
            return typeof(long?);

        case SqlDbType.Binary:
        case SqlDbType.Image:
        case SqlDbType.Timestamp:
        case SqlDbType.VarBinary:
            return typeof(byte[]);

        case SqlDbType.Bit:
            return typeof(bool?);

        case SqlDbType.Char:
        case SqlDbType.NChar:
        case SqlDbType.NText:
        case SqlDbType.NVarChar:
        case SqlDbType.Text:
        case SqlDbType.VarChar:
        case SqlDbType.Xml:
            return typeof(string);

        case SqlDbType.DateTime:
        case SqlDbType.SmallDateTime:
        case SqlDbType.Date:
        case SqlDbType.Time:
        case SqlDbType.DateTime2:
            return typeof(DateTime?);

        case SqlDbType.Decimal:
        case SqlDbType.Money:
        case SqlDbType.SmallMoney:
            return typeof(decimal?);

        case SqlDbType.Float:
            return typeof(double?);

        case SqlDbType.Int:
            return typeof(int?);

        case SqlDbType.Real:
            return typeof(float?);

        case SqlDbType.UniqueIdentifier:
            return typeof(Guid?);

        case SqlDbType.SmallInt:
            return typeof(short?);

        case SqlDbType.TinyInt:
            return typeof(byte?);

        case SqlDbType.Variant:
        case SqlDbType.Udt:
            return typeof(object);

        case SqlDbType.Structured:
            return typeof(DataTable);

        case SqlDbType.DateTimeOffset:
            return typeof(DateTimeOffset?);

        default:
            throw new ArgumentOutOfRangeException("sqlType");
    }
}