So here’s what I ended up doing:
I discovered you could pass a function to $scope.$watch. From there, it’s pretty straightforward to return the value of the expression you want to watch for changes. It will work exactly like passing a key string for a property on the scope.
link: function ($scope, $el, $attrs) {
$scope.$watch(
function () { return $el[0].childNodes.length; },
function (newValue, oldValue) {
if (newValue !== oldValue) {
// code goes here
}
}
);
}
I am watching childNodes, not children, because the childNodes list holds elements as well as text nodes and comments. This is priceless because Angular uses comment placeholders for directives like ng-repeat, ng-if, ng-switch and ng-include which perform transclusion and alter the DOM, while children only holds elements.