J
46 characters, reading from stdin.
(,.~,~[,.~' '$~#,#)^:(<:".1!:1]3)' /\',:'/__\'
\n
always delimits sentences, which made it impossible to fit inside S3 (only 54 characters to play with). S4 is a bit big at 162, so I padded it to fit. Serendipitously, /\
is a legal adverb. ☺
/\ i=:3 /\ /\ %r=:1!:1 /\ /\ t=:] [r+i /\ /\ /\ /\ b=:' /\',:'/__\' /\ /\ i=:1 -".t /\ /\ /\ /\ h=:(' '$ ~#,#),.] /\ /\ /\ /\ s=:( h^:1 ,d=: ,.~) /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ (,,&(10{a.)"1[s^:(-i)b)(1!:2)(4)