parsed = json && json.length >= 2 ? JSON.parse(json) : nil
But really the library should be able to handle this case and return nil. Web browsers with built-in JSON support seem to work just like you expect after all.
Or to do it with a only slightly intrusive mini patch:
module JSON
def self.parse_nil(json)
JSON.parse(json) if json && json.length >= 2
end
end
parsed = JSON.parse_nil(json)