How do I make a C++ macro behave like a function?

There is a rather clever solution:

#define MACRO(X,Y)                         \
do {                                       \
  cout << "1st arg is:" << (X) << endl;    \
  cout << "2nd arg is:" << (Y) << endl;    \
  cout << "Sum is:" << ((X)+(Y)) << endl;  \
} while (0)

Now you have a single block-level statement, which must be followed by a semicolon. This behaves as expected and desired in all three examples.