Could you do a union in the query?
SELECT -1 AS ID , 'ALL THINGS' AS NAMEOFTHING FROM DUAL /*'FROM DUAL' is an Oracle thing,
not sure if you need to do
something like that in DB2*/
UNION
SELECT ID, NAMEOFTHING FROM LISTOFTHINGS ORDER BY NAMEOFTHING
Apparently, this is how it should be done for DB2
SELECT -1 AS ID , 'ALL THINGS' AS NAMEOFTHING FROM SYSIBM.SYSDUMMY1
UNION
SELECT ID, NAMEOFTHING FROM LISTOFTHINGS ORDER BY NAMEOFTHING